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The Idablow fiasco

By Sparky | August 27, 2007

The American political system is good and truely fucked – no wonder with all these cum-drenched, closet-case, power-bottoms in office! Yet another anti-gay, pro-hate senator got out busted trying to suck dick in a public restroom. This time the perp is Senator Larry Craig of Idaho who was busted for soliciting sex from a male undercover officer in the mens bathroom in a Minnesota airport while on layover. They always say the biggest homophobes suck the best cock, but who knew it gets you into office as well!

Senator Larry Craig: big flaming buttclown

Slog points us to the fact that our beloved dick-slurping Larry Craig has a great record of voting with his constituency and not with his dick. Larry has voted as follows:

  1. Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
  2. Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
  3. Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
  4. Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
  5. Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)

Larry’s excuse is a classic – he claims “At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct”. Catagorical denial in the face of the following police testemony:

“I could see Craig look through the crack in the door from his position. Craig would look down at his hands, ‘fidget’ with his fingers, and then look through the crack into my stall again….

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot…. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area,” the report states.

I agree with Dan Savage on this one – how do you misconstrue playing footsie with a stranger in a public mens room? I guess it could be worse: his colleague Senator Bob Allen managed to conjure up “I got intimidated by a black guy” when he got busted for offering an undercover policeman $20 and a blowjob not a scant month ago.

Great job Larry. Hat’s off and pants on to you! P.s. Larry – you look a touch like one of those creepy 2nd uncle child molesters – you should really have an image consultant work with you on that.

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